Windy City Banter

As a collective we have joined up to get you up to date news on Sports, Music and Nightlife

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Born and raised in the Chicagoland area, Juke has been an avid Chicago sports fan since his father adorned him with the Budweiser Cubs bucket hat at age 3. By day, Juke studies law - turning him quite bitter and cynical. When he came up with WCB, Juke looked to find an outlet to express himself outside his miserable existence as a law student. WCB is an outlet to the Chicago sports world with an obvious, but welcoming bias. Teams of choice are the Bulls, Blackhawks, Cubs, and Bears. If you want a good rant, check out Juke's ever-expanding column archive.

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The Architect, Author and Owner - Responsible for creating the look and feel of Windy City Banter as well as keeping the Windy City Team on the same page.

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I write about the MLB and more. Thanks.

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As a child I was abandoned by my birth parents and raised in the jungle by a family of gorillas. I get paid in bananas to write articles for WCB.

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1) Keepin the public's ears wet with fresh tracks. 2) Recruiting Talent for the WCB. 3) Gettin BOTTLES for the WCB team. 4) Makin' sure people stay about their business.

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•Loves Kovbassa •Aspirations to become an Investment Banker •Boss •Loves to hit tha gym, hard.

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Dem grew up watching Jordan. That was his "family time" in the 90s - watching his Airness dominate. It's certainly no fault then that he's editing sports articles for the WCB. Dem's current sports of choice are ultimate and CrossFit. The Bulls and Bears are his go-to pro teams. He also has a personal blog, www.rosecityrookie.com, and a weekly column at www.oregonsportsnews.com.

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Nimble, Witty, and Devious can describe him vaguely. He drives a mini van and he can climb trees with little or no effort. He beat the Elite Four at the age of 15 with flying colors. Now he has retired from his luxurious PokeLife, and presently writes the Throwback section for WCB.

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Professional Terminator Model: T-800

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As a policy debater, a thorough knowledge in politics, economy and national news is required. Snuffy is constantly working on this year's new topic; Space. He works on different arguments and evidence, for competing at college tournaments like University of Michigan, Yale, Stanford and many more. He is an avid reader who is constantly up to date on all current events in sports, local/nationwide news, and much much more. Snuffy is also a musician who plays Bassoon, Guitar, Piano, Turntables, and dwaddles in music production. He feels that he cannot just sit and listen to music, he must do something about it. Grown up in the suburbs of Chicago, Snuffy has a great knowledge of anything and everything Chicago.

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While some would say he is a genetic mutation destined for a life of soulless fire-crotchery, Mr. Doctober would argue that being a ginger is a gift given only to the "chosen ones." When he isn't recruiting and training his ginger army, Mr. Doctober loves to find the best new music and analyze what is going on in the crazy world of sports. No one has ever understood his love for sports however. Mr. Doctober has never played a sport in his life because he is too terrified to go outside and expose his fair ginger skin to the sun's deathly rays.

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After leaving the cold depths of Pluto when it was deemed no longer a planet, Alien set his sights on planet Earth. After crashing into the suburbs of Chicago, Alien has adapted a redneck way of life. Alien's three biggest fascinations included pro-wrasslin, hockey, and heavy f****n metal!